A Flower That Smells Like Poop and Resembles Vagina Dentata.

#1 - Is it possible to get these flowers delivered?  If so, Valentine’s Day can’t come soon enough.
#2 - The author, Cyriaque Lamar, uses this line:

When the beetle eventually emerges[from the flower], it is sated, drenched in genetic material, and living proof that natural selection is sometimes guided by a cosmic unknowable middle school student.  Somewhere, a Penis-Fart kelp plant lies waiting to be discovered.


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A Flower That Smells Like Poop and Resembles Vagina Dentata.

#1 - Is it possible to get these flowers delivered?  If so, Valentine’s Day can’t come soon enough.

#2 - The author, Cyriaque Lamar, uses this line:

When the beetle eventually emerges[from the flower], it is sated, drenched in genetic material, and living proof that natural selection is sometimes guided by a cosmic unknowable middle school student.  Somewhere, a Penis-Fart kelp plant lies waiting to be discovered.

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